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Are you fucking kidding me
People are capable of doing this and I can’t even drink from a cup without spilling some on my boobs
what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred.
wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014
Every day I inch perilously closer to just writing fan fiction.
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