One day she is going to wake me up as she’s trying to get out of bed silently for work. And I am going to pretend to be asleep as she slips into the bathroom and closes the door with a light click. And at that moment I will throw the covers off myself and bound for the kitchen to make her coffee and breakfast to go. So that by the time she is finished getting ready and has to rush out the door she will leave the house knowing I will take care of her even down to the little details.
I always wonder how many times Travis Willingham had to practice before he was able to rap the whole thing without dying of laughter.
i am so confused and so glad. i probably don’t need to reblog anything ever again what could possibly follow this
"shoes in spanish"
I wasn’t expecting these to be clever.
This is besutiful
A moment of silent for all those in retail this holiday season.
this cartoon works at target clearly
Mega Man, put that down
The best part is he gets slowly more annoyed
this nigga had so many angles. who directed this video lmao